Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Today, I thought I'd change that... Just for today...
This post really only concerns seasoned iPhone jailbreakers who are having issues with their 4.1 upgrade... if that isn't you, you probably just want to bounce up out of here.
This is apparently a pretty widespread problem, and I seem to have found the fix... I'll warn you now, it's fairly labor intensive, and it requires a pretty good grasp of the inner workings of your root folder, or just plenty of free time to google the steps you need to take. I'm not going to break down HOW to do it, just WHAT you need to do.
I'm running iOS 4.1 on my Iphone 3G- it was running slow when I first upgraded, and I had an issue with the proximity sensor not recognizing when the phone was away from my ear during a call- basically, the screen would go black when I was on a call, and not light back up when I took the phone away from my face- which meant I couldn't hang up on anyone, and I'm ALL ABOUT hanging up on people, so I had to correct this IMMEDIATELY.
I heard rumors that the proximity sensor issue & speed issue could be resolved by a factory restore AS A NEW PHONE, but I didn't want to lose all my contacts & what-have-you-
Here's how I got everything running smoothly...
I backed up my contacts, calendars, safari bookmarks, & KEYCHAINS (remember that for later) manually via SSH (i use Fugu), cooked my own custom jailbreak firmware with PWNAGETOOL, restored as a new phone with my cooked OS, and the phone seemed to be running faster than it EVER did running 3.1.3. (Battery life also improved). Then I SSH'd into the phone to put back all the files I saved earlier.
I'll spare you the details, but suffice it to say, everything worked fine, until I restored my KEYCHAINS files, at which point the proximity sensor issue started up again.
I was forced to factory restore AGAIN, with my same cooked firmware... this time I replaced only my Contacts, Calendars, & Bookmarks, but NOT MY KEYCHAINS.
I just re-entered that info manually, which was a pain, but it somehow did the trick, as I am now running a fully functional jailbroken version of iOS4 on an iPhone 3G with NO ISSUES WHATSOEVER regarding speed, battery life, or proximity sensor issues.
AT&T's service still sucks though.
Nerdy enough for ya, guys?
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Thursday, September 30, 2010
It then continues with footage of my super-gay homies (BRYNESTEIN, WILDO, & ALFRED) hitting on dudes.
Followed by a short clip of me serenading all 3 of Bonnie's holes.
Concluded by a punch in the cunt.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Me & My Homie Ian (occasionally referred to as "Pissface" or the "The Ref") left for Southern Illinois from New York. As we were driving through Pennsylvania, we stopped at a gas station next door to a porn store & immediately recognized it as the porn store from the videos of our trip to GOTJ in 2007 (viewable HERE), where we met a random juggalo named Bill. We decided to go in & see if Bill still worked there:
Bill wasn't in there, so we just perused the magazine racks, & I wound up buying a 3-pack containing an issue of "Plumpers", some censored vintage Euro-Porn, and an issue of "Swank" with Ron Jeremy on the cover, which was DOPE, because Ron Jeremy was at The Gathering, & I got him to autograph it for me. Evidence at the jump.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
The sound is pretty shoddy, so I attempted to add captions to the video- but when I watched it, the captions were all types of fucked up, and I don't have the patience to fix it.
So I'm posting it as is.
Enjoy it, or don't.
Friday, June 25, 2010
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
It was recorded in various cozy-ass coffee-shops & shit-hole dive-venues, of course.
But that notwithstanding, this here video right here is probably the greatest piece of media that's ever had my name attached to it, which really isn't saying much- but that's why it's so cool that this is so awesome!
So, here's the clip!
Trouble viewing the embedded video?
CLICK HERE TO WATCH COFFEE SHOP FINGER SNAPPING!
Or visit the NO AFFILIATION account page on Vimeo at http://vimeo.com/noaffiliation
This video is available as a free download if you have a Vimeo account (It takes like 2 minutes to set up, & it's free, you cheap-ass!).
Also, for a limited time, if you ask me for a copy of it, I'll burn you out a Full-Quality DVD-R and snail mail it to you.
Seriously, just ask!
Send DVD Requests & ANY FEEDBACK to firstname.lastname@example.org
-That Motherfucker fOREVERMAN!
Saturday, May 1, 2010
This clip, to me, is fucking incredible, and I think it stands on it's own, apart from the rest of the awesomeness of the "Coffee Shop" collection, so I'm posting it right here, right now, on it's own, before the rest of the footage is released.
As always, Feedback is appreciated!
Here's the clip!!
Enjoy it yo!!!
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Monday, April 19, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Worcester is a killer crowd.
I'm hyped as fuck for this shit right here.
Tickets are 13 bucks.
Everyone through the door will receive a FREE limited edition cd
featuring one song from each artist on the bill, including:
My stupid ass, Hy-Town Records, Dead By Wednesday, BeastMaster, Wayne
Da Payne, Walking Dead, Kryptik, Lewn, Bogus Trizzy, Mars, joint
Damage, Bigg Juicy, DJ Slim, KillFuck, SplitFace, TnT, Soulz of
Brutality, Project Red, Acidic, MassMurdraz, & JNuts!
Holy fucking shit, that's a crazy lineup!