Monday, January 31, 2011

Puginas! (Cuntkins?)

I love that the one on the right has sideburns.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

If I was a graph, this would be my equation.

Sorry if you thought that was some kind of innuendo.
You fucking nerd.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Facsimile Of My Underwear Part 2

This is what my Simpsons boxers would look like if I faxed them over to you.

If I could Fax you my underwear...

Monday, January 3, 2011

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk, Bitches: Alienating my Twitter Followers with Stoogisms.

I woke up on New Years Day to the miraculous discovery that American Movie Classics was playing an all-day, all-night marathon of The Three Stooges. 

I thought it would be funny to live-tweet about it while I was watching it... when I tuned in, they were showing a Curly episode. My initial plan was to tweet about the Stooges until they showed a Shemp episode, at which point I would turn the TV off & do something worthwhile with myself.

As it turns out, AMC played 21 straight hours of Shemp-Free Stooges.

So I wound up sitting in front of the TV for the better part of a 21 and a 1/2 hour stretch of time, from 11 AM to 8:30 AM the next day, posting tweets about what I was watching, with the exception of the hour I left the crib to have a fancy dinner, and the 3 hours where I seem to have blacked out around 4 or 5 in the morning.

Most people thought it was stupid & that I'm a loser.
A lot of people unfollowed, muted, & blocked me.
Some people thought it was very funny, and I'm one of them.

In case you missed it, I took screenshots of the whole thing.
If you give a shit about continuity, start from the bottom, and scroll UP.

Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo, Ya Knuckleheads!