How to contact that nerdy motherfucker fOREVERMAN

I've been doing a lot of re-organizing the last few days, streamlining my communication tactics.
I just wanted to put up a comprehensive list of all the avenues through which you can contact my dorky technologically-inclined ass.

Not that I think I'm some kind of rock-star or anything, but I'm about as close as you can get to that without a business manager, record label, or PR representative.
There are a LOT of folks out there that I need to keep up with, and the shit just gets tedious sometimes. So hopefully this little list will put any confusion or miscommunications to rest.

-The preferred method of communication is an old-school phone call.
If you have some important information to relay, don't fuck around with internet bullshit, just call me & hammer the shit out.
My number is 631-546-8139.
That is my actual cellphone. If you call it, I'll answer, and we can fuckin talk.
Unless you have a blocked number, in which case I won't answer, and you can blow me.
If you prank call me, and it isn't funny, expect the same ten-fold.

-Don't bother texting me. I won't respond.

-Send an email to thatmffm@gmail.com
All emails get sent directly to my phone, and I do my best to respond to all pertinent communique in a timely fashion.

-My screenname on Google Wave is thatmffm.
I'm still figuring that shit out... haven't even watched the whole demo video yet... but feel free to add me to your contacts.

-My Twitter screenname is @thatmffm.
My tweets are stupid & unfunny.

-My Nimbuzz screenname is thatmffm.
Nimbuzz is apparently some kind of IM aggregator... still figuring it out.

-My Skype screenname is thatmffm.
I don't really use this shit, except through Nimbuzz.

-My Ping screenname is thatmffm.
Anyone with an iPhone can hit me up through here.

-My WhosHere screenname is thatmffm.
This shit is stupid, but I'm on there.

-My iChess/GameKnot screenname is thatmffm.
Hit me up on there to get your ass handed to you in a timeless game of strategy & deception.

-My Youtube screenname is thatmffm.
Videos of myself, my shows, my friends, & my role models.

-My Break! screenname is thatmffm.
Haven't uploaded anything there yet... maybe one day.

-My Reddit screenname is thatmffm.
Yeah, I'm a redditor.

-My BobbaBar screenname is thatmffm.
This shit is totally useless. Don't expect to see much of me there. Although my avatar is kinda cool.


-My Soundclick screenname is fOREVERMAN.
Free downloadable music & whatnot.

-My Fubar/LostCherry/CherryTap screenname is fOREVERMAN.
Sensory overload, this shit. Next to useless to me.

-My Potspace screenname is fOREVERMAN.
Smoke em if ya got em.

-My Myjuggalospace screenname is fOREVERMAN.
I used this mostly for promotion when I was booked at GOTJ, but the interface went all to hell, so fuck it i guess.

-My Myspace account is http://myspace.com/forevermanshits.
If you still get down on the ol' space.

-My Facebook account is registered under "Ron Schroeder".
Yeah, my real name. Want to fight about it?

-My screenname on YIM is fmdeathfunk.
I rarely sign on to that shit though.

-My screenname on AIM/Lifestream is either FMDEATHFUNK or THATMFFM.
The accounts are linked, so hit me up through either one of those if you see me online.

-Leave a Comment on this Blog.

-Use your telepathy.

-If all else fails, contact the Clark County Probation department. They know where to find me.

Hope this helped.

* Edit- Just re-read this post, and goddamn, I'm a fucking dweeb apparently.