Fun With The Christian Coalition.

Firstly, I would like to point out that I *don't condone this type of destructive & ignorant behavior, I had nothing to do with this alleged raid in any fashion, nor do I know who started it, or where it originated.

Secondly, I would like to share the HiJinx with anyone that missed the fun.

Last Night Around 1:00 AM, the "Frequently Asked Questions" page of the Christian Coalitions Official Website was apparently hacked. I spent my night refreshing the page & giggling like a faggot at all the horrible shit that got posted there. The page has since been fixed, but luckily for you I screencapped it before I passed out.

This is a link to how the page looks usually:

http://www.cc.org/faq

And this is what the "Frequently Asked Questions" page on the Christian Coalition's Official We/b/site looked like on 5/12/11 at 4:30 AM E.S.T.

For the high-quality version, click the picture below, or this link:

http://imgur.com/osO2Z

You're Welcome!

-fM

Do you guys like optical illusions?

80085 or :) ?

Live At Some Dive, with Mikey The Drummer!

Puginas! (Cuntkins?)

I love that the one on the right has sideburns.

If I was a graph, this would be my equation.

Sorry if you thought that was some kind of innuendo.

You fucking nerd.

My new tattoo- Piggy Tail Sausage:

Facsimile Of My Underwear Part 2

This is what my Simpsons boxers would look like if I faxed them over to you.

If I could Fax you my underwear...

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk, Bitches: Alienating my Twitter Followers with Stoogisms.

I woke up on New Years Day to the miraculous discovery that American Movie Classics was playing an all-day, all-night marathon of The Three Stooges. 

I thought it would be funny to live-tweet about it while I was watching it... when I tuned in, they were showing a Curly episode. My initial plan was to tweet about the Stooges until they showed a Shemp episode, at which point I would turn the TV off & do something worthwhile with myself.

As it turns out, AMC played 21 straight hours of Shemp-Free Stooges.

So I wound up sitting in front of the TV for the better part of a 21 and a 1/2 hour stretch of time, from 11 AM to 8:30 AM the next day, posting tweets about what I was watching, with the exception of the hour I left the crib to have a fancy dinner, and the 3 hours where I seem to have blacked out around 4 or 5 in the morning.

Most people thought it was stupid & that I'm a loser.

A lot of people unfollowed, muted, & blocked me.

Some people thought it was very funny, and I'm one of them.

In case you missed it, I took screenshots of the whole thing.

If you give a shit about continuity, start from the bottom, and scroll UP.

Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo, Ya Knuckleheads!

Peace!

-fM

The best stations for FM iPod transmitters in Suffolk & Nassau

Hey guys... I just got a new fm transmitter for the car... In order to get the best performance possible out of it, I went & found a list of all the local FM stations, mathematically calculated the largest portions of dead air on Long Islands airwaves & determined the median dead spot between all the transmitting frequencies.

I discovered the best frequencies to tune it to are as follows:

-92.6

-93.4

-99.5

-105.7

-any frequency below 88.7

-any frequency above 107.1

So there ya have it... Just wanted to put this info up in case someone else might find it useful.

I personally plan on busting my transmitter open & soldering an extension onto the antenna wire to eliminate interference from commercial stations entirely.

(Don't tell the FCC)

Peeeaaace!

-fM