My Foot, Your Pussy

Sweet sentiments from a superstar.

fLYER fOR fOREVERMANS BIRfDAY fIASCO

Upcoming fOREVERMAN Performances

Sunday, February 21st:
fOREVERMANS Birfday Fiasco
At Roadrummers in East Meadow, Long Island.
No Cover Charge. 21 and up.
Live performances by fOREVERMAN, Afterbirth, Elevation, BstMstr,
Walking Dead, 50 Dead, and probably more.
Doors open at 7.
Party goes all night.

Friday, March 5th
"Dead Celebrity Show"
At Yaz's Place in Quincy, Massachusetts.
12 dollars to get in.
5 dollars if you dress like a dead celebrity.
21 and up.
Doors open at 7 pm.

Sunday, April 18th
"3rd Annual Blazed & Confused"
At Tammany Hall in Woostah, Mass!
I think it's 12 bucks to get in, and it's an 18 and up show.
Live performances by the HyTown Crew & their homies.

If you have any questions regarding anything at all, get in touch
through
thatmffm@gmail.com

Voicemail Album Supplement

An mp3 megamix of voicemails that I left for Afterbirth!
45 seconds of flavor!
It's the first song in the music player on the right side of the page.

Download The Voicemail Album

Click THIS TEXT RIGHT HERE to download "Phoning It In"

This is the non-anticipated follow-up to my most ill-conceived &
disposable album ever.
A collection of sort-of hysterical & very-much scathing &
sloppy-drunken voicemails I received from idiots, dummies, and good
friends.
It also contains 4 "songs" recorded on an iPhone 4-track application.
Two are original compositions. 

One is an MC 900 Foot Jesus cover. 

One is a Lou Reed cover. 

All of them suck.

There is also a brand new, super-abrasive remix of 

"Outskirts of Life", which is awesome. Fuck your ears.
  Plus! A twenty minute interview that originally appeared on the Original
Geeks Podcast last week.

 

Who says failure can't be fun?

Beautiful Melodies

Who the fuck says I'm not a real composer?
Here's a sample of my sheet music.

"Mysogeny in F Major"

10 years ago at a Monkees concert

I wish I still had it in me to be that chubby & greasy.

Murdering My Ladyfriend

These pics were taken like 7 or 8 years ago- just found em in a box.
Thought you might dig it.

Next New England Performance

On April 18th, I will be performing at the 3rd annual BLAZED AND
CONFUSED show, at Tammany Hall in Woostah, Massachusetts, along with
Hy-Town Records, Jason Porter, Dead By Wednesday, Kryptik, Lewn,
Bogus, TNT, Killfuck, Joint Damage, & Bigg Juicy. It's an all ages
show, tickets are 12 bucks.

Googling Myself!

I plugged my own stupid name into a search engine, and google scoured the worlds interwebs for references to myself-
Most of the results were my own official pages, or links to Eric Clapton videos-
but in the midst of that, I found this fucking gem.
It was posted on VampireFreaks, by a local horrorcore rapper that I used to book on my shows, that NEVER drew a single head (aside from his hypeman), can't spit for shit, uses the studio versions of his songs to rap over at shows (with full vocals in the background), claims NYC while living in Nassau County, glorifies rape, and gets the money to press up his albums from his mom.
This kid talks so much shit, he should flush his face down the toilet.

All I'll say about this is: the internet's a small place, and long island is even smaller.