Off The Wall

Pictures From The Birfday Fiasco

This Is A Collection Of Photographs from my birthday party at RoadRummers.

Most Of These Pics Were Taken By Kelli!

The Ones That Look Like Shit Were Taken On My iPhone! 

Setting Up The P.A.

Brando Pours My First Shot Of Green Label

A Toast To Our Lovely & Talented Bartenders!

Nikole And Brando!

WhiskeyFace!

Me And Afterbirth!

Afterbirth!

Me!

Serenading Kristen/Bonnie

Serenading This Chicks Vagina!

Me And Afterbirth!

BEASTMASTER!

MASHIN!

Viking Hat! 

 A Room Full Of Scumbags!

Shakez!

Angry Jay And Afterbirth!

Darkness Descends!

This Is Right About THe Time The Cops Showed Up.

But Angry Jay Gave No Fucks.

Room's Still Full Of Scumbags!

Joe & Bob Playing Pool!

 Elevation!

Double Fisted!

Lauren And Bonnie Dancing To Warren Zevon!

Afterbirth And Me, Late In The Evening!

Googus And Sir Bigs!

T.U!

T.U!

Nikole Gets a Better View

And Some Friendly Motherfucker Helps Her Keep Her Balance!

The End.

March 5th in Massachusetts

The next live fOREVERMAN performance is scheduled for FRIDAY, MARCH
5th, 8:00 PM, at YAZ'S PLACE in QUINCY, MASS!

My Birthday Party This Sunday- New Flyer

Thanks to Kelli for slapping this shit together!

More True Tales From My Inbox- I'm An Asshole

With a name like "Tent Pitcher", you'd think this chick would have a sense of humor.

True Tales From My Inbox- I'm A Nerd

 This is a useless conversation I had with some stupid bitch from Brooklyn.

My Foot, Your Pussy

Sweet sentiments from a superstar.

fLYER fOR fOREVERMANS BIRfDAY fIASCO

Upcoming fOREVERMAN Performances

Sunday, February 21st:
fOREVERMANS Birfday Fiasco
At Roadrummers in East Meadow, Long Island.
No Cover Charge. 21 and up.
Live performances by fOREVERMAN, Afterbirth, Elevation, BstMstr,
Walking Dead, 50 Dead, and probably more.
Doors open at 7.
Party goes all night.

Friday, March 5th
"Dead Celebrity Show"
At Yaz's Place in Quincy, Massachusetts.
12 dollars to get in.
5 dollars if you dress like a dead celebrity.
21 and up.
Doors open at 7 pm.

Sunday, April 18th
"3rd Annual Blazed & Confused"
At Tammany Hall in Woostah, Mass!
I think it's 12 bucks to get in, and it's an 18 and up show.
Live performances by the HyTown Crew & their homies.

If you have any questions regarding anything at all, get in touch
through
thatmffm@gmail.com

Voicemail Album Supplement

An mp3 megamix of voicemails that I left for Afterbirth!
45 seconds of flavor!
It's the first song in the music player on the right side of the page.