March 5th in Massachusetts

The next live fOREVERMAN performance is scheduled for FRIDAY, MARCH
5th, 8:00 PM, at YAZ'S PLACE in QUINCY, MASS!

My Birthday Party This Sunday- New Flyer

Thanks to Kelli for slapping this shit together!

More True Tales From My Inbox- I'm An Asshole

With a name like "Tent Pitcher", you'd think this chick would have a sense of humor.

True Tales From My Inbox- I'm A Nerd

 This is a useless conversation I had with some stupid bitch from Brooklyn.

My Foot, Your Pussy

Sweet sentiments from a superstar.

fLYER fOR fOREVERMANS BIRfDAY fIASCO

Upcoming fOREVERMAN Performances

Sunday, February 21st:
fOREVERMANS Birfday Fiasco
At Roadrummers in East Meadow, Long Island.
No Cover Charge. 21 and up.
Live performances by fOREVERMAN, Afterbirth, Elevation, BstMstr,
Walking Dead, 50 Dead, and probably more.
Doors open at 7.
Party goes all night.

Friday, March 5th
"Dead Celebrity Show"
At Yaz's Place in Quincy, Massachusetts.
12 dollars to get in.
5 dollars if you dress like a dead celebrity.
21 and up.
Doors open at 7 pm.

Sunday, April 18th
"3rd Annual Blazed & Confused"
At Tammany Hall in Woostah, Mass!
I think it's 12 bucks to get in, and it's an 18 and up show.
Live performances by the HyTown Crew & their homies.

If you have any questions regarding anything at all, get in touch
through
thatmffm@gmail.com

Voicemail Album Supplement

An mp3 megamix of voicemails that I left for Afterbirth!
45 seconds of flavor!
It's the first song in the music player on the right side of the page.

Download The Voicemail Album

Click THIS TEXT RIGHT HERE to download "Phoning It In"

This is the non-anticipated follow-up to my most ill-conceived &
disposable album ever.
A collection of sort-of hysterical & very-much scathing &
sloppy-drunken voicemails I received from idiots, dummies, and good
friends.
It also contains 4 "songs" recorded on an iPhone 4-track application.
Two are original compositions. 

One is an MC 900 Foot Jesus cover. 

One is a Lou Reed cover. 

All of them suck.

There is also a brand new, super-abrasive remix of 

"Outskirts of Life", which is awesome. Fuck your ears.
  Plus! A twenty minute interview that originally appeared on the Original
Geeks Podcast last week.

 

Who says failure can't be fun?

Beautiful Melodies

Who the fuck says I'm not a real composer?
Here's a sample of my sheet music.

"Mysogeny in F Major"