Download MP3 of EPIC Friday The 13th Jam Session Right Here

http://www.mediafire.com/?c4d6dvkwq20gnhb

Bootleg Recording of the Jam Session that unfolded last night at Fadeley's FRIDAY THE 13TH ZOMBIE JAM.

This clip features vocals by Sargon, fOREVERMAN, & KJ, in that order.

Drums & Guitar provided by Mikey & Bobby of IMPACT HAZARD, respectively.

Bass by this dude Steve with a bucket on his head.

Background Vocals provided by some retarded drunk bitch that sounded like shit & almost got her ass kicked for spraying motherfuckers with a water gun full of kool-aid.

And I think some dude had a calliope?

Good times... This is what making music is all about.

http://www.mediafire.com/?c4d6dvkwq20gnhb

Fun With The Christian Coalition.

Firstly, I would like to point out that I *don't condone this type of destructive & ignorant behavior, I had nothing to do with this alleged raid in any fashion, nor do I know who started it, or where it originated.

Secondly, I would like to share the HiJinx with anyone that missed the fun.

Last Night Around 1:00 AM, the "Frequently Asked Questions" page of the Christian Coalitions Official Website was apparently hacked. I spent my night refreshing the page & giggling like a faggot at all the horrible shit that got posted there. The page has since been fixed, but luckily for you I screencapped it before I passed out.

This is a link to how the page looks usually:

http://www.cc.org/faq

And this is what the "Frequently Asked Questions" page on the Christian Coalition's Official We/b/site looked like on 5/12/11 at 4:30 AM E.S.T.

For the high-quality version, click the picture below, or this link:

http://imgur.com/osO2Z

You're Welcome!

-fM

Do you guys like optical illusions?

80085 or :) ?

Live At Some Dive, with Mikey The Drummer!

Puginas! (Cuntkins?)

I love that the one on the right has sideburns.

If I was a graph, this would be my equation.

Sorry if you thought that was some kind of innuendo.

You fucking nerd.

My new tattoo- Piggy Tail Sausage:

Facsimile Of My Underwear Part 2

This is what my Simpsons boxers would look like if I faxed them over to you.

If I could Fax you my underwear...

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk, Bitches: Alienating my Twitter Followers with Stoogisms.

I woke up on New Years Day to the miraculous discovery that American Movie Classics was playing an all-day, all-night marathon of The Three Stooges. 

I thought it would be funny to live-tweet about it while I was watching it... when I tuned in, they were showing a Curly episode. My initial plan was to tweet about the Stooges until they showed a Shemp episode, at which point I would turn the TV off & do something worthwhile with myself.

As it turns out, AMC played 21 straight hours of Shemp-Free Stooges.

So I wound up sitting in front of the TV for the better part of a 21 and a 1/2 hour stretch of time, from 11 AM to 8:30 AM the next day, posting tweets about what I was watching, with the exception of the hour I left the crib to have a fancy dinner, and the 3 hours where I seem to have blacked out around 4 or 5 in the morning.

Most people thought it was stupid & that I'm a loser.

A lot of people unfollowed, muted, & blocked me.

Some people thought it was very funny, and I'm one of them.

In case you missed it, I took screenshots of the whole thing.

If you give a shit about continuity, start from the bottom, and scroll UP.

Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo, Ya Knuckleheads!

Peace!

-fM