Sunday, October 4, 2009

Build an insult with fM

Time for a little english lesson.
I'm going to share with you my own custom method for creating an impromptu all purpose insult which may or may not be funny or offensive.
Let's see how it goes.

This is a three step process...

Step one- you start out with a known vulgarity, used as a verb
(e.g. "fucking", "shitting", "cunting", etc.)

Step two- choose your favorite (or least favorite) meat product.
(e.g. "pork", scrapple", "slim jim", etc.)

Step three- choose the most delicious pastry that comes to mind
(e.g. "pie", "cake", "twinkie", etc.)

When you put them all together, it turns out that You, my friend, are a "fucking pork pie".

I hope this was helpful.

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